Mourinho's teamtalk

Mourinho's teamtalk 1

Mourinho's teamtalk 2
(thanks King)

Ferdinand best defender?

Ferdinand once hailED as the best defender in the world.However,base on his performance this season,he seems more Cygan-like than Nesta-like.What a pathetic performance by Ferdinand against Boro.

Hasselbaink's goal: both Jimmy and Rio were going after the same ball.Jimmy managed to flick the ball in front of Rio to get pass him to score.

Mendieta's 2nd goal: Yakubu beat Rio far too easily to set up Mendieta's 2nd goal.

United should cut his wages in half as punishment.100,000 pounds-a-week?!What a waste of money.

Having said that,for United's sake,I do hope that Rio bounce back from his dismal display and prove to us all, especially United fans, the world-class defender that he is.

of all people in the world, niall quinn shares his thoughts.

and no matter what everyone says, chibai ronaldo is a damn rapist. shameless bastard.

my 2 points for the day.

Totti's superb chip vs Inter for those who missed it

Lawrence 'Moyes' Lu

Lawrence a.k.a Moyes, known for his great tactics and team selection in WE11

Mourinho's Gangsta Response II

16 months and never losing on Stamford Bridge, Chel-ski finally taste defeat, albeit in the Carling Cup. All of us should celebrate this rare occasion. Mourinho being very humble insisted "We didn't lose the game. We lost on penalties. We were the best team on the pitch and their goal was a mistake. We had chances to win during the 90 minutes and in extra-time. They were lucky."

 

Somebody more 'gangsta' than Mourinho ..

I don't know if anyone of you read this but Thomas 'Everton legend' Gravesen after his sending off against Valencia at the Bernabeu with a horrible and cynical tackle from behind on Vicente said "I don't regret it and I would do it again if I had to. I couldn't take the chance to let him get away."

Mourinho's gangsta response

Dumbest Players award: First and Grand Prize - Mr Robert Pires and Mr Thierry Henry - Instead of scoring from 12 yards and putting your team 2 - 0 up, Pires and Henry decide to be 'clever' and attempt to pass it to one another and score. Pires miskicks his soft touch (how the #$%@ do you do that) to Henry and a freekick to the oposition is given. They tend to forget that they are no where near the incredible class of genius of Johan "Total Football' Cruyff and Jesper Olsen. This is a footballing lesson when you are disrespectful to other players, entertainment or not, football is about sportsmanship something clearly Henry (who does not want to take any blame for the penalty fiasco) and Pires do not have in abundance.. [They are French after all] Guardian correspondant puts it the best "It was a bit like deciding to sink a 12-inch putt snooker-fashion and rimming the hole, the debate over the legality obscuring the fact that it was a dumb thing to do in the first place." AND 'Wenger forgives madcap antics of dumb and dumber'

 

Dumbest player award: Runner-up - Step up please Mr David Beckham, after criticising Wayne Rooney for his actions in the England game Vs Northern Ireland and for his exploits of sacarstically applauding the referee in the Man Utd game Vs Villareal, Mr Beckham explains how he has matured and controlling his emotions are part of his game now. 88 minutes in and with Real Madrid 2-1 down, Beckham loses his temper and ironically applauds the referee after a controversial first yellow card to be immediately sent off. Is this the man to lead England to World Cup glory in 2006 ? 

James Beattie - as useful to Everton FC as a blind Peter 'Crotch' is to Liverpool (or a cock-flavoured lolly to Chin Siah)  

'Too good to go down.. '

Everton manager David Moyes had the UEFA Champions League in his sights the last time he crossed swords with Jose 'The Special One' Mourinho.
Everton lost 1 - 0 on Merseyside in February 2005 but ample consolation was in store for Everton and Moyes with a fourth place finish and a crack at Europe's elite competition.

The dream was crushed by the Yellow Submarine (Forlan !) followed by an abject Uefa Cup first round humiliation of a 5-1 defeat against Dinamo Bucharest in Romania.

The Premiership table presents an even bleaker picture.
Rock bottom. One win, a highly-fortuitous one, at Bolton. And a victory containing Everton's only league goal of the season.

It is all a world away from last season, when Moyes lost Wayne Rooney, but fashioned a hard-working and successful outfit stripped of their superstar. If Everton survived the loss of Rooney, they have not overcome the loss of Thomas Gravesen to Real Madrid in January.
They have won only six out of 24 league games since Gravesen left for La Liga - but any inquest into their failings runs deeper than the loss of the inspirational Dane.
And Moyes himself, despite being crowned manager of the year for the second time in three years in the summer, cannot escape fierce examination.
Everton have missed the greatest opportunity in their recent history, an opportunity that is unlikely to present itself again, and Moyes must take his share of the blame.

This current failure of the Everton squad could be traced back to their failings in the transfer market. Moyes' £6m capture of James Beattie has so far been an unqualified flop, while the manager dismally failed to address Everton's single most pressing problem in the summer transfer market - a quality striker.
Moyes flirted with Craig Bellamy, Milan Baros, Robbie Keane and David Nugent, while Mikael Forssell failed a medical.
He even announced he had failed in bids for Michael Owen and Feyenoord's Dirk Kuyt - with a £10m bid rejected for the Dutchman.

Moyes missed out on top targets Scott Parker and Emre to Newcastle, and the malaise of his performance in the transfer market carried over into the new campaign.
Phil Neville has been a success, but Simon Davies and Nuno Valente have disappointed - while £5m Per Kroldrup and Holland winger Andy van der Meyde still remain injured and a mystery to Everton fans.

When asked about the game against Chelski on Sunday, Moyes gave a terse verdict : "A good game to win." Moyes knows that in reality, any game is currently a good one to win for a club deep in trouble.

Could it really be a descent from Champions League to the Championship in the space of a season?

.A Liverpool footballer has admitted hitting a 15-year-old boy and accepted a police caution for assault.
The teenager told police he was struck on the head by Frenchman Djibril Cisse, 24, at a park in the Docklands area of east London, on 30 September.
It is understood Cisse was filming an advert featuring a mock-up of a match between France and England when the boy appeared to try to shake hands.
Instead, the boy put his thumb to his nose and wiggled his fingers. Cisse then went up to the boy and struck him on his head. - Truly a big man .. 

Who is going to stop Chelsea ?? 4 goals in 9 minutes .. All in a days work ..  

World's Best Defender ? The Magic that is Djimi ..  

i've been noticing useless posts like pictures of lawrence sleeping, brazilian cockraoach celebrations and accusations of cisse posing nude splattered all over our beloved football blog. i had intentions of stopping the rot by giving some personal insights about liverpool's imports this season, but then chelsea raped us at anfield and all my enthusiasm was thrown out of the window.

this troare fucker, some player huh?