Real Madrid - Reap What you Sow..
First of all, Congratulations to Real #$%@^ Madrid on a wonderful performance against the mighty Catalans - Barcelona just over a week ago.
Please don't be fooled with the result tho', Real Madrid don't deserve to win the Primera Liga this year. Not by a long way - the way they have been playin and more importantly the lack of morality and lack of football sense they have been displaying the past year(s). The past couple of days have seen Real Madrid going at the papers about their renewed enthusiasm for the League title and how the gap between them and Barca are only 6.
I sincerely hope Real don't win the league, their football has been mediocre (Stevie Gerrard in a Liverpool shirt) at best and their lack of respect (from the same school of modesty and morality as Jose 'Special One' Mourinho' ) is absolutely disgusting, foul and distasteful.
* Why are Real Madrid like lawyers ? They are heartless, spineless, gutless and their head and asses are interchangeble. *
The loss to Getafe (1month ago) seemed a long time ago in football for Real Madrid, especially after beating Barca but analysing that game would show the principles on which Real Madrid (Florentino Pérez ) stand on.
Getafe- first time playing in the 1st division - their budget for the whole of the season = 1.3M Euro. Real's budget -60M Euro.
Firstly football is unpredictable and we have all seen big teams beaten or raped by smaller teams but Real's loss is a long time coming and thoroughly deserved.
Getafe's president (Ángel Torres) a huge Real Madrid fan with a fan club number asked for some help in the coming season with a couple of B-Team-ers loans, but was denied by the 'great' Pérez . 'These players would rather sit on the Real Madrid bench than to play for Getafe'.
Anyone (a blind, deaf and dumb Aussie Rules fan with so much VB in him that gynaecomastia and a Wonderbra is needed included) would have realized during the match that Madrid were not only beaten, dominated, humiliated, trashed but also haemorrhagically anally penetrated with a durian on the end of Siah 'beast'. (I would like to say that their anal virginity was taken away but we all know that slutty nature of Real and their anal virginity was lost a long time ago)
Rikki, another of their former players scored the winning goal (surprise, surprise) and Getafe could have scored more but felt sorry for Real - ran one match report.
Not having a definitive head (coach/ manager) of the team and with Pérez running the show, managers are fired and hired more often than Joanne Y with men, there will never be any team stability.
Why is Real Madrid like the Eurovision song contest? *Because Luxemberg always loses*
Ronaldo seems more concerned about getting his divorce sorted out and getting married than the weekly matches. Luxemburgo has made changes in the past 7 matches in their midfield and yet the same players are picked. Which thorougly baffles the mind. Just like Eric 'The King' s WE8 formation magic, the team is being punished.
Mariano García Rémon left Ronaldo (fake) out of a match and when Pérez asked "Who do you think you are to leave Ronaldo out?" to which Rémon replied "The coach". 3 days later Rémon was fired.
Real Madrid let 11 players leave to buy David Beckham (who clearly is a midfield dynamo in the shape of a Gatusso/ Makelele/ Keane/ Vieira/ Emerson/ Biscan?) Pérez was closing in on the perfect expression of the galáctico policy, his dream of a first team made up of "Zidanes and Pavones", superstars and home-grown players. But the youth team at Madrid isn't good enough and the policy has served to create divisions, sink the morale of those vital "middle class" players who do not fit the model, and form a leaderless, thin, aging squad, strolling through life having already won it all.
You'd think not but so much needs to change. Raúl, utterly isolated since the departures of the Three Fernandos - Redondo, Hierro and Morientes; all shipped out because of the challenge they represented to Pérez - has not had three decent games in a row for over two years. And yet still he plays every game, illustrating the extent to which meritocracy went out the window years ago: those who play know they'll play whatever they do; those who do not, know they will not, whatever they do. Any pretence of Real Madrid being a football club has gone, still less the greatest club in the world, despite the loud self-importance bellowing from the roof tops.
Fair enough, Madrid's budget has risen from 103m euros in 2000-01 to 300m euros now, but it is no coincidence that Madrid will now almost certainly finish their second successive season empty-handed, something that hadn't happened since 1992, after two seasons of pure galacticism. Nor that in the last four years under Pérez, they have steadily slipped back in the Champions League: winners in 2001-02, semi-finalists the year after, then quarters, now last sixteen, Madrid's worst performance since the competition was re-formed in 1995.
Sigh.. I honestly feel it truly is a shame that a club that is suppose to represent the epitomy of the beautiful game with 'great' players has slipped down so low the moral route that it is now in the faecal sewers.
Maybe they'll (Pérez ) learn how to run a proper football club, not one that has declining principles and morality (think Pérez's never, never, never sign player X policy). But then again maybe not, after all, it is just seven weeks since Madrid's sporting director and vice-president Emilio Butragueño described Florentino Pérez as "a superior being".
Please don't be fooled with the result tho', Real Madrid don't deserve to win the Primera Liga this year. Not by a long way - the way they have been playin and more importantly the lack of morality and lack of football sense they have been displaying the past year(s). The past couple of days have seen Real Madrid going at the papers about their renewed enthusiasm for the League title and how the gap between them and Barca are only 6.
I sincerely hope Real don't win the league, their football has been mediocre (Stevie Gerrard in a Liverpool shirt) at best and their lack of respect (from the same school of modesty and morality as Jose 'Special One' Mourinho' ) is absolutely disgusting, foul and distasteful.
* Why are Real Madrid like lawyers ? They are heartless, spineless, gutless and their head and asses are interchangeble. *
The loss to Getafe (1month ago) seemed a long time ago in football for Real Madrid, especially after beating Barca but analysing that game would show the principles on which Real Madrid (Florentino Pérez ) stand on.
Getafe- first time playing in the 1st division - their budget for the whole of the season = 1.3M Euro. Real's budget -60M Euro.
Firstly football is unpredictable and we have all seen big teams beaten or raped by smaller teams but Real's loss is a long time coming and thoroughly deserved.
Getafe's president (Ángel Torres) a huge Real Madrid fan with a fan club number asked for some help in the coming season with a couple of B-Team-ers loans, but was denied by the 'great' Pérez . 'These players would rather sit on the Real Madrid bench than to play for Getafe'.
Anyone (a blind, deaf and dumb Aussie Rules fan with so much VB in him that gynaecomastia and a Wonderbra is needed included) would have realized during the match that Madrid were not only beaten, dominated, humiliated, trashed but also haemorrhagically anally penetrated with a durian on the end of Siah 'beast'. (I would like to say that their anal virginity was taken away but we all know that slutty nature of Real and their anal virginity was lost a long time ago)
Rikki, another of their former players scored the winning goal (surprise, surprise) and Getafe could have scored more but felt sorry for Real - ran one match report.
Not having a definitive head (coach/ manager) of the team and with Pérez running the show, managers are fired and hired more often than Joanne Y with men, there will never be any team stability.
Why is Real Madrid like the Eurovision song contest? *Because Luxemberg always loses*
Ronaldo seems more concerned about getting his divorce sorted out and getting married than the weekly matches. Luxemburgo has made changes in the past 7 matches in their midfield and yet the same players are picked. Which thorougly baffles the mind. Just like Eric 'The King' s WE8 formation magic, the team is being punished.
Mariano García Rémon left Ronaldo (fake) out of a match and when Pérez asked "Who do you think you are to leave Ronaldo out?" to which Rémon replied "The coach". 3 days later Rémon was fired.
Real Madrid let 11 players leave to buy David Beckham (who clearly is a midfield dynamo in the shape of a Gatusso/ Makelele/ Keane/ Vieira/ Emerson/ Biscan?) Pérez was closing in on the perfect expression of the galáctico policy, his dream of a first team made up of "Zidanes and Pavones", superstars and home-grown players. But the youth team at Madrid isn't good enough and the policy has served to create divisions, sink the morale of those vital "middle class" players who do not fit the model, and form a leaderless, thin, aging squad, strolling through life having already won it all.
You'd think not but so much needs to change. Raúl, utterly isolated since the departures of the Three Fernandos - Redondo, Hierro and Morientes; all shipped out because of the challenge they represented to Pérez - has not had three decent games in a row for over two years. And yet still he plays every game, illustrating the extent to which meritocracy went out the window years ago: those who play know they'll play whatever they do; those who do not, know they will not, whatever they do. Any pretence of Real Madrid being a football club has gone, still less the greatest club in the world, despite the loud self-importance bellowing from the roof tops.
Fair enough, Madrid's budget has risen from 103m euros in 2000-01 to 300m euros now, but it is no coincidence that Madrid will now almost certainly finish their second successive season empty-handed, something that hadn't happened since 1992, after two seasons of pure galacticism. Nor that in the last four years under Pérez, they have steadily slipped back in the Champions League: winners in 2001-02, semi-finalists the year after, then quarters, now last sixteen, Madrid's worst performance since the competition was re-formed in 1995.
Sigh.. I honestly feel it truly is a shame that a club that is suppose to represent the epitomy of the beautiful game with 'great' players has slipped down so low the moral route that it is now in the faecal sewers.
Maybe they'll (Pérez ) learn how to run a proper football club, not one that has declining principles and morality (think Pérez's never, never, never sign player X policy). But then again maybe not, after all, it is just seven weeks since Madrid's sporting director and vice-president Emilio Butragueño described Florentino Pérez as "a superior being".
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there's so much hatred in this article but at least there was no crictism of Mr. Figo.
everyday during W11 sessions,"MY" Figo is always criticized and made fun of.they just won't leave him alone.even outside of W11 sessions.sigh~
let us hope next season...
Rooney Nistelrooy
Ronaldo Scholes Keane *FIGO
Heinze Silvestre Ferdinand Neville
Casillas
then i suppose the criticism would stop for he would be one of us.
so let us pray that Mr. Figo and Mr. Casillas would be joining us.
*cheers~
Eventho' United has 'amazing'keepers in their ranks, having Casillas in the squad would be amazing.
We have all mentioned before how overworked he has been in Real with the severely lack of protection (think R. Carlos, Meija, Salgado, Walter 'The Rock' Samuel).
If we can't get Casillas, Buffon is not a bad alternative.
However, havin Figo is certainly a liability and I'm sure Zlatan (Ibra) would agree. I would rather have Gronkjaer (Dracula) playin on the right than Mr Luis CB Figo
buffon is not a good keeper. luis garcia lobbed him with a volley from 1000m for that crucial winning goal. hoho!
and who's figo?
Luis Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo
His undisputed quality is made up of many aspects: his dribbling, charges, goals, assists, character and hard work. Luis Figo is a lot more than that, though. He is one of the best players in the world and, no doubt about it, there is no other in world football as brilliant and efficient when it comes to passing the ball.
Deserved winner of the 2000 European Player of the year (unlike a certain ex-Liverpool player whose name i have forgotten) and 2001 World Player of the year.
Track Record:
La Ligas, Champions Leagues, Intercontinental Cup,Spanish Cup,Cup Winners' Cup,Spain Super Cups, European Supercups
His favourite dish is fried chicken and rice with duck. As to drinks, no alcohol at all: coke, milk or water
Figo, like David Beckham is a highly criticized, highly talented but always appreciated player. You'd always rather have him on your side than against you. His consistent, electrifying play have the ability to lift every team he plays on, but it also leaves him open to criticism every time his game is sub-par because it has such a noticeable effect on the rest of his team.
Track record of Gerrard:
Mickey Mouse Treble (as Adrian aka Zlatan would like to call it)
Nominees of Premiership Player of the year
no offense,i like gerrard,i think he is class but compared to figo?gerrard who?
take care. =)
thank you for the life story of figo. a lolly for you. but what i wanted to know is "figo" someone we know? eric? lawrence? who?
ChinBai, Figo is Lawrence lah. Jeez man use your brains la.
Eric aka King would use a name like Edu, Cygan, Almunia..
I agree with Lawrence in every aspect.. especially the one whereby he mentions Gerard (Oopps.. that GREAT Gerard plays for GREATER team aka Barca)Not the fake recalcitrant Gerrard.
What Lawrence fails to mention in his article is his fantasy bout Figo: "Lawrence, would u sleep with Figo?"
Lawrence: "When you say sleep, do you mean just lie there or anal sex?"
Hahaa..
hey gerrard,i thought you were insulting MY Figo,haha,when you said who's figo?that's why i posted the short article to defend Figo.
cristiano: you shouldnt have exposed THE secret of me and MY Figo...
Everyone knows about your so-called 'secret'.
The way Figo walks before, during and after a match shows you have been 'punishing' him.
This walk is highly indicative of what you do with (or in) him.
everyone knows about lawrence's fascination with figo with that priceless quote.
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